So what exactly is a Crazy Biatch? Well, a Crazy Biatch is a squatter who in defense of women world wide who have been pushed to the edge too many times, takes up residence to protect, defend, and ward off future calamities of all kinds. While some believe that a Crazy Biatch emerges as a result of love that has gone awry, that is only partly true. A Crazy Biatch also emerges to protect the following:
* a best friend of the host woman in which she dwells.
* a legitimately good boyfriend or husband who has a dick of a boss.
* a younger brother or sister who is getting bullied.
* any woman (even a stranger) who is getting hit or screamed at by a boyfriend/husband in public.
In some cases, Crazy Biatches do more harm than good. They can be demanding, greedy, overbearing, vain, shallow, angry, aggressive, and downright dangerous. When a Crazy Biatch is over the top Crazy, she is also referred to as a Crazy Azz Biatch. To appropriately deal with a Crazy Azz Biatch who is in crisis mode, you must either give her what she wants before she destroys, humiliates, or gets her host woman arrested, or you just get the hell away from her.
Just like normal people, Crazy Biatches have different personalities. Some are quiet and conniving, while others are chaotic and unpredictable. My Crazy Biatch, is impulsive and biting. She prefers to cut with words, and she says "fuck" a lot. I know she has emerged when the words "Oh HELL no," "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to," or "You need to get out of my face" come out of my mouth, which admittedly happens with much less frequency than in years past. Jane used to prefer good ol' American physical violence, but now enjoys unleashing her wrath in angry emails every once in a while.
My Crazy Biatch has been with me for quite some time, but until recently, I haven't really been sure how to deal with her. That all changed after I had an eye opening encounter with her a week or two ago. In my next post, I'll will explain. Stay tuned.
Until then, keep your eyes open for your own Crazy Biatch. Let her know you love her, and appreciate how she's been looking out for you all these years.
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