Recently I came to the realization that a crazy biatch has established residence deep within my being. She emerges when I am hit on by married men I go to Seminary with, when politicians do egregiously unjust things, when I get screwed over by my cell phone company, and when I get charged over draft fees when I bounce a check. My crazy biatch doesn't emerge to harm me. On the contrary...she emerges to protect me. I appreciate her efforts, but sometimes she embarrasses the hell out of me, so I have to put her in check from time to time.
She and I had a meeting the other day and I told her that if I gave her a platform to express herself she would have to keep it together in public, when I'm on the phone with incompetent customer service reps, and when I am tempted to drunk dial/text/chat old flames. She has agreed to chill the f out if I agree to advocate on her behalf through this blog. My inner crazy biatch may write her own posts from time to time, so I must warn you now, she ain't pretty with her words. Most of the time, I will speak on her behalf.
Please stop by, read, comment, and feel free to let your inner crazy biatch have a voice here as well.
xoxo
Danielle and her inner crazy biatch
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Amen Danielle give her a platform she deserve's it. Drunk dial/text/chat old flames been there done that got a medal. Thanks for following my blog. Like I said before don't pray for me it's way to late for that.
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JB
Haha! Thanks jb. And you're welcome. I suppose prayer or god/God ain't shit, if one could ever be "too late" for it. What's the point of that???
ReplyDeleteCome back and comment often. You are H I L A R I O U S.
xoxo
Danielle and her crazy biatch.
Hahahaha....can't wait to read! Married men at Seminary??? Let me at them jerks!!
ReplyDeleteGiiiirl, you don't even know!
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Danielle and her Crazy Biatch
DG....I'll be back, what the hell, your the only women who i haven't drunk called, so please..... never.... give me your number and never pray for me....unless well that reamins to be seen or heard whatever the Big G does mysterious ways and all...lolol.
ReplyDeleteBy the way how do you handle 3 blogs I can barely handle my life, job, the ex,family, my carzy slightly depressed pill poping sister and my insane mother who keeps asking god what did I do wrong..why is my daughter Gayhahahahah I love her so much she's still thinks I'm going to give her a baby...yeahhhhhh ok mommy freaking nut cake hahhahah. That's all for now.......god speed or god go the limit whatever.
Huggs Alot
JB
Huggs
JB